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  • meltycure

    shut the hell up …… kermie sippie milk

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    gaywerewolftransgender
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  • gaywerewolftransgender

    when you really think about it. albert camus had a similar philosophy to jimmy buffet

  • gaywerewolftransgender

    i truly believe that jimmy buffet achieved enlightenment by embracing the absurdity of a chaotic universe and becoming a cheeseburger in paradise. rip albert camus u wouldve loved margaritaville

  • gaywerewolftransgender

    did u guys know u can just get on the internet and say things

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    I feel like this is what I sound like when I talk past 8 PM
    theenpcbracket
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  • theenpcbracket

    Round 1: Greggor Handson vs Mercurial

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    Greggor Handson

    Mercurial

    Image: Mercurial, sketched in black digital ink. He is shown from the mid-thigh up. He is hunched over somewhat, with his worrying hands tucked in front of him and against his chest in a nervous posture. He wears a button down shirt tucked into belted pants, over which he wears a hooded cloak with the hood down. He has large poinited ears, and short-ish but wild hair atop his head. He wears large round glasses. He has a nervous expression in this image, mouth pulled into a slight grimace and eyes squinted in concern. End image ID.ALT

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    • 13 notes
    please vote for mercurialhe is the kind of guy life just happens to and he honestly does just let it 90% of the timehe’s a part time PhD student part time rebel leader full time wifeguypolls
    dragonquest-ix
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  • dragonquest-ix

    having edgy ocs is soooo embarassing like yeah this is johnny... he.. kills people... yeah with a knife and theres blood and stuff yeah... sorry i know...

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    I’m sorry about Amelia but it had to happen at some point….Lakewoodfosters campaign
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  • wyldstallyn

    this post is for broccoli fans ONLY 🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦 broccoli i love you

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    sometimes you hurt me so bad but it’s not you it’s meI have Crohn’s but I also have a burning desire for broccoli at basically all times
    theenpcbracket
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  • theenpcbracket

    Round 1: Mary Byram vs Skeleton Sam

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    Mary Byram

    Skeleton Sam

    Image: Mary Byram, a bright red tiefling woman drawn digitally in color against a white background. She is depicted in full body. She has two short red horns poking out of white hair, styled into a bob with bangs and a small bun. In her bun, a few pins (lockpicks) stick out. She has one uncovered white eye with no iris, and pointed red ears. Her mouth is turned up in a sneer or growl. She wears a lighter blue tailcoat with gold buttons, a white ascot, a darker blue waistcoat and matching short breeches, cream white longer breeches underneath or stockings over, and brown shoes with buckles atop. Her tail is bright red with a classic devil's tip, and curls angrily behind her left (viewer's right) leg. On her left (viewer's right) leg, she has a leather holster strapped to her upper thigh. Her hands are curled into half-fists at waist height, and she wears brass-tipped claws on each finger. End image ID.ALT

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  • starshipsandsuperheroes

    Last one I promise but please go vote for Mary I got her in trouble last session and she needs the W or she’s gonna start drinking mimosas through the “BITCH” silly straw again. Please.

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    theenpcbracket
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  • theenpcbracket

    Round 1: Greggor Handson vs Mercurial

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    Greggor Handson

    Mercurial

    Image: Mercurial, sketched in black digital ink. He is shown from the mid-thigh up. He is hunched over somewhat, with his worrying hands tucked in front of him and against his chest in a nervous posture. He wears a button down shirt tucked into belted pants, over which he wears a hooded cloak with the hood down. He has large poinited ears, and short-ish but wild hair atop his head. He wears large round glasses. He has a nervous expression in this image, mouth pulled into a slight grimace and eyes squinted in concern. End image ID.ALT

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  • starshipsandsuperheroes

    Please vote for Mercurial we are literally putting together a cookbook with all of the recipes for the various things he has compulsively cooked for us. A critical thing to know about him is that he is in fact kinda generally scared of women (it’s a thing) which is why he’s Like That. Also we have had to regularly call him and say that hell is gonna rain down on his city from people who hate us and every time this dude is just like “ok got it” and then he and his gf effortlessly defend it and come out like. FIne. And they’re never mad about it, somehow.

    Anyways vote Mercurial. He lost to a bird last round and it’s genuinely one of the most in-character things that could have possibly happened but I do want some wins for him.

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    VOTE MERCURIAL PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEpollsfosters campaignlakewood
    theenpcbracket
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    Round 1: Yennefer vs Professor Torrin

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    Yennefer

    Professor Torrin

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    • 9 notes
    vote torrin hes a freak and i love him smpollsraiders campaign
    ot3
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  • ot3

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    it’s been long enough i’m making an executive decision that we all need to go reread the tgi fridays infinite mozzarella sticks article

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    still just as good as i remember it

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    rare these days that i say 'always reblog' about something butevery time im reminded of this article I re-read it and it literally always hits so good
    papayajuan2019
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  • papayajuan2019

    i would never make a decision. what if i change my mind

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    ampervadasz
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  • ampervadasz

    • 17160 notes
    I miss being in shape enough to do thisgoing back into martial arts so I can pull off stupid physical comedy again for real
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